Bastard's Corner

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:37:07 GMT

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:09:15 GMT

Daylight savings is bullshit.

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:31:43 GMT

Really?

Actually, this just reminds me that I want the Flux Capacitor replica, but it looks like they don't have that anymore. And, you know, it was like $500.

Also, some bad puns:

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:12:42 GMT

Well, I accurately predicted the Big 5. I was relatively pleased with all the results. No big surprises. But as hosts go, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were pretty weak. With a couple exceptions their opening jokes kinda sucked. Neil Patrick Harris put on a decent Broadway number, though.

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:53:39 GMT

Oh, yeah. This week's HAWP was great. XD

Video Games | HAWP | Psychonauts

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:20:42 GMT

So, we're going, right?

I loled when I saw that Corey Feldman is going to be there.

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 04:32:08 GMT

This guy is the fucking Sephiroth of ice skating, I swear.

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:20:33 GMT

Bwahahaha

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:09:34 GMT

....Wow.

Yes, it's real.

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:14:12 GMT

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:02:28 GMT

Conan's final episode was nothing short of fantastic.

They went out with Cow Bell Free Bird, for fuck's sake.

...And that's how it really happened.

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 07:50:19 GMT

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 20:41:53 GMT

It occurred to me that the weekends might not feel so short if I didn't sleep until noon.

Tonight

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:19:47 GMT

I either want to see

Avatar
Up in the Air
Sherlock Holmes

You should all come. ALL OF YOU

As Up In the Air is the flick least likely to still be in theaters for a prolonged period of time, I'm leaning toward that.

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:35:32 GMT

Guess we need to go to Dubai, guys.

What else is in Dubai, you may be wondering. Pretty much nothing, would be my guess.

I like how Wiki added this little note:

Burj Khalifa has been the world's tallest building since 2010.

Holy crap, seriously?! It's been the tallest building in the world for FOUR DAYS? Far out.

Also, this:

What the fuck?

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:40:58 GMT

Did I get wasted and make a game without realizing it?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:36:32 GMT

Terrible life lessons from Christmas movies.

All so very, very true.

Also:

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:44:12 GMT

I beat Paper Mario last night. Was it worth $10? Yeah, probably. Would I ever want to play it again? Mmm....doubtful.

On the other hand, Bowser's Inside Story is kickass. It's the first turn-based RPG in recent memory where I've actually wanted to engage in battles because the combat is incredibly fun.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:52:58 GMT

I didn't know until very recently that Nine was a musical remake of 8 1/2, and now all of the sudden I actually want to see it.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:00:12 GMT

Left 4 Dead Christmas cookies:

And, quite possibly the best Christmas gift ever....the horse head from The Godfather. Of course, to properly pull it off you have to stuff it in someone's bed on Christmas Eve.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:52:24 GMT

Much as I want to see Wall Street 2, did they really have to cast Shia LaBeouf in the lead? :/

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:55:15 GMT

So, I was curious why there are plenty of Halloween and Christmas films but hardly any films about Thanksgiving.

And then I found this on Netflix.

Here's a conundrum for you

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:39:53 GMT

How do 200 men kill half a million animals in 24 hours?

That's a lot of meat.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:08:30 GMT

WHAT THE FUCK

Who would have guessed Jim Carrey has a ridiculous web site.

OMGWTFBBQ

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:52:18 GMT

Clash of the Titans teaser trailer:

It's going to be so BAD, but I love the original too much to not at least go see it. Liam Neeson ain't no Laurence Olivier, but he should still make a good Zeus.

Also, Collectible DeLorean with lights and sounds from the movies.